I effed a fat girl.

Haha kidding. It's not Sam. It's his evil twin daughter taking over.
Trust me, I love my mommy. He's always looking out for me. :]
SAM YOUR PAGE SUCKS. You don't need the damn weather on your blog.
You're a n00b. Tsktsk.
Dude, I can't wait until you and I make a grand entrance at church this Sunday.
Surprise everyone and make them jizz in their pants. >:]

I knew Sam ever since I was 10. o___o
I think he used to have a crush on me! Or maybe it was the other way around. I can't remember.
Haha. I love how he gives me advice and tells me straight out when he doesn't like the choices I'm making.
I miss talking on the phone with him like we did during the middle of 8th grade year.
Well I hope your blog is successful and I encourage you to write in this more often.
And hopefully you don't continue blogging about your favorite music or food or whatever.
That's boring, mang! Spice it up a bit. Be interesting like me.:D

Well that's it. Love yah mom!<3